Was given a project for school. The assignment was to select a city or public device and advertise. Being the smart *ss that i am. I selected the gas meter in my backyard. The copy reads as follows:

I could be hitch hiking all over the world right now. Seeing new sites, living boundless dreams free from worry.

Instead I choose to stand here with my thumb up to show you that I love my job. I am not going anywhere.

I will just stand here and rust as I PASS GAS.

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